Parody: "Bernie Madoff's Blues"

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I'm grateful for this chance to speak, your honor.To share the details of my Ponzi scheme.I promised I would out perform the market,Give my investors anything they dream.Split strke conversion's what I called my gimmick.As I held their investments -- just for me.My clients grew, while others asked to cash out.I paid them returns no one thought they'd see.I printed phony trading confirmations.I even fooled those dupes at SECI stole the wealth of families cross the nation.I even stooped to rob some charities.Soon economic times made me grow nervous.Confessed to sons who told the FBI.Please let my wife just hold onto our assets.Don't send me off to prison 'til I die.

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