I WORK IN THE VOICE OVER INDUSTRY AS A(N)
Voice Actor, Copy Writer, Studio Engineer
HERE'S A LITTLE ABOUT ME AND MY VOICE OVER EXPERIENCE
Originaly a disk jockey & news presenter for BBC national Radio 1&2 and BBC World Service, then commercial radio , but mostly I now work as a voice artist feeding the UK commercial radio network , and as a commercial producer/writer , and operate from my production and ISDN studio in London England.
RECENTLY BOOKED PROJECTS
Planet Rock station I.D.'s , a national campaigne , plus too many more to list here.etc etc.
LANGUAGES
None , except to say sorry in several.
VOICE DESCRIPTION
Deep rich and brown , , with a capacity to do friendly reads , sinister , Horror , corporate , sexy , flipant etc etc.
DIALECTS, Character voices and vocal impressions
too many to list here American Australian German French etc etc.
VOICES I AM ABLE TO PERFORM
Senior Male, Middle Age Male
AUDIO DELIVERY METHOD
ISDN, Source Connect, MP3, WAV
EQUIPMENT
the usual stuff .
Comments
warmest regards,
Jayne
So let me drum up another bad joke for you to placate you possibly and buy me some time:
Three nuns die at the same time & when standing in front of the pearly gates, St.Peter says, "You each have to answer a question correctly to get in. Sister Susan, come over here. Who was the first man?"
"Hmm.. that seems to easy...uh...Adam!" she said.
Crrrreaaaaakkkkkk the gates open.
"Sister Magdaline, come hither. Who was the first woman?"
She looks puzzled because the question is so simple and says, "Why, Eve, of course!"
Crrreaaaaaakkkkkk the gates open.
"Sister Lani, what was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?"
Lani seemed puzzled and said, "Jesus, that's a hard one!"
Crreeaaaaakkkkk the gates opened.
If your tongue doth wag such magic, you should have Merlin as your houseboy by now. Maybe he is --hmmm. Out here in So Cal, he'd probably be a pool boy named Stavio in a neon pink thong, who greases his pierced nipples with bergamot balm.
Ok I guess you are ripe for another joke....where do I go to get this one......?
Here goes:
Two cowboys are riding the range in Montana when they come up to a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. Bart says, "Hey now, that looks mighty temptin'" and he jumps off his horse, pulls down his trousers and boinks the sheep in the ass. He turns around as he's zipping up his fly and says, "That was sa-weet. You want some?"
Clem flushes and eagerly jumps off the horse, "Sure do!" he says as he pulls down his pants and bends over.
I know ---that's baa----ad.
What's the difference between brown nosing and ass kissing?
Depth perception
Cleopatra called upon her handmaidens to fetch her milk bath. One asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" Cleopatra answered: "No just enough to cover my tits, thanks."
Your stimulating words and ceaseless wit effervesce in my cup to the point of foaming over. Guess I'd best buy a larger bra.
Hey Chris.. do you have Skype?
audiogodz is my name over there but I don't hang out there like a lost dog waiting for its master. If you are ever on it and can let me know---I'd love to hear your dulcet uvula waving in the wind.
Best--
You have a fan club worldwide too, my metamorphing cousin. Winston Churchill and WC Fields look like distant cousins don't you think? I bet you can do WC as well can't you?
I'll be your Maybe West (Mae West) and you can be my Uncle-Ostomy...or Aunty Biotic.
What fun!
Thanks for always brightening up my day. I'd seen you some San Diego sunshine, but we're in a bit of June Gloom at the moment. I know you can relate to that. Well here's a rainbow hug and a bowl full of Lucky Charms.
Here's an amusing one or two from World War 2 , if a British pilot nailed a German plane , it was often refered to as " A WIZARD PRANG " or "GOOD SHOW " if someone was behaving rather badly , it was usally met with the remark of .." I SAY , STEADY ON OLD CHAP " ....did I mention that one before ? and if someone was not considered to be high born , but of the middle class , they were .." NOT EXACTLY TOP DRAW " ......... So ,Toodle Pip old Gel . Christopher John Grant ESQ.